*canadian voice* but with the wind chill its more like


i get butterflies when i think about myself

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

  • majiinboo:

    this is so real it hurts


    you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature



    Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

    That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

    Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

  • me: damn this is so fucking good
  • me: what the fuck is he saying

  • wolfbruh:

    so thats what its called


    i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly